Saturday, May 9, 2009

Indonesia Humour

At the station, the three Korean buy tickets and watch as the three Indonesian only a single ticket.

“ How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the three Korean.

“Watch and you’ll see” answer one of the Indonesian men.

They are board the train. The Korean take their respective seats but all the three Indonesian men cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knock out the door and says “ Ticket please”. The door just open a crack and single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and move on.

The Korean saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Korean decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Indonesian don’t buy a ticket at all.

“How are you going to travel without a ticket,” ask one perplexed Korean. Watch out and you’ll see,” says one of the Indonesian men. When they board the train the three Korean cram into toilet and the three Indonesian cram into another one nearby.

The train departs Shortly afterward, one of the Indonesian leaves his rest room and walks over the rest room where the Korean are hiding. He knock on the door and says, “Ticket, please.’

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