3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Gennie pops out of it.
“ I give you one wish, that’s three wish in total “, says the Gennie.
The Irish guy says, “ I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity. ”
So with a blink of the Gennie’s eye “ AlkaZoon..boom….boom…drooomm…Avadra kadabrra..” the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, “ I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity".
Again with a blink of the Gennie’s eye. “AlkaZoon..boom….boom…drooomm…Avadra kadabrra..POOF…”
There was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall”
The Gennie explains “ Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, so that nothing can get in or out.”
The Scot says “ Ach…Fill it up with water .”
“ I give you one wish, that’s three wish in total “, says the Gennie.
The Irish guy says, “ I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity. ”
So with a blink of the Gennie’s eye “ AlkaZoon..boom….boom…drooomm…Avadra kadabrra..” the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, “ I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity".
Again with a blink of the Gennie’s eye. “AlkaZoon..boom….boom…drooomm…Avadra kadabrra..POOF…”
There was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall”
The Gennie explains “ Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, so that nothing can get in or out.”
The Scot says “ Ach…Fill it up with water .”

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